CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Gasps Last Breath Within Hours
In the brutal savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a curious specimen—born mere moments ago, already hemorrhaging thirteen percent of its lifeblood. The woodle has entered the world with all the vitality of a stillborn antelope, its tiny frame consumed by the predatory forces of market gravity and the simple mathematical reality that 132 holders cannot sustain such concentrated wealth distribution.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Infant mortality syndrome, liquidity starvation
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours and died for the rest of time, which is really just getting the most efficient outcome possible."
