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Explosive Diarrhea Parasite: A One-Hour Wonder

Here we observe the Explosive Diarrhea Parasite in its natural habitat: the Solana blockchain, where it lived a brief and turbulent existence of merely 60 minutes. Like a mayfly with diarrhea, it burned bright, burned hot, and left nothing but a $2,710 trail of regret and empty wallets. The thirteen brave souls who held this token discovered too late that sometimes, the only thing explosive about a token is how quickly it evacuates from existence.