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Newborn Token Dies of Instant Millionaire Syndrome

And here we observe The Daily Alienator, a creature born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic wealth redistribution. With 61.7% of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of ten apex predators, this token's survival prospects rival those of a mayfly in a hurricane. The authorities may be revoked, but control, dear viewer, was never truly in question.