CAUSE OF DEATH
Three Whales, One Coffin, Zero Survivors
Here we observe the Twitter token in its final state—a cautionary tale of what happens when a social media experiment meets the immutable ledger of blockchain. With merely three holders controlling 100% of supply and not a single satoshi traded in twenty-four hours, this creature expired not with a bang, but with the deafening silence of absolute illiquidity. The irony is particularly delicious: a token named after a platform built on noise, dying in complete and utter quiet.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Centralization, illiquidity, and hubris
EPITAPH
"It tweeted once. Nobody retweeted. The end."
