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ASSets: A One-Hour Miracle of Hubris

In the beginning, there was chaos—a token born at dawn with the enthusiasm of a thousand retail investors and the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. The 104% price surge in 24 hours proved merely a death rattle, a final convulsive gasp before the inevitable collapse. With zero liquidity and 77% of supply concentrated in the hands of the fortunate few, ASSets exemplifies nature's most brutal law: survival of the earliest.