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Newborn Token Shows Alarming Concentration Symptoms

Here we observe the Mena specimen, merely an hour into its terrestrial existence, already exhibiting the telltale signs of extreme wealth inequality that would make even venture capitalists weep. With nearly 60% of its genetic material concentrated in a mere ten hands, this infant has entered the world bearing the financial equivalent of a congenital heart defect. One can only marvel at how quickly the natural selection of crypto has begun its ruthless work.