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Newborn Token Flatlines After Mere Hours

Here we observe the Grove Street Families token in its natural habitat—the blockchain graveyard. Born mere hours ago, this peculiar specimen managed the remarkable feat of losing nearly half its value before lunch, a temporal achievement most projects require weeks to accomplish. The authorities may be revoked, but so, tragically, is any reason to hold it.