CAUSE OF DEATH
Catasaurus: A Two-Hour Extinction Event
In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe the remarkable Catasaurus—a creature that managed to achieve complete evolutionary failure in merely 120 minutes. With zero liquidity and 100% of its wealth concentrated in the talons of its two creators, this beast never stood a chance; it was less a token and more a sophisticated exit strategy wearing a dinosaur costume.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic illiquidity meets mathematical inevitability
EPITAPH
"Here lies Catasaurus, which proved that revoking authorities doesn't revoke the fundamental laws of supply and demand—or basic self-awareness."
