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Traffic Cone Guy's Spectacular Twenty-Three Minute Collapse

In nature, we observe a peculiar specimen born mere hours ago, experiencing what can only be described as a financial seizure—a 555% price convulsion followed by the abrupt evaporation of all liquidity. Like a mayfly that overestimated its lifespan, CONEGUY achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived, its death certificate signed by the immutable laws of pump-and-dump thermodynamics.