Squidward's One-Hour Fever Dream Ends

Here we observe Crazy Squidward in its natural state: barely sentient, already gasping for air. With merely $15,785 in liquidity and a top ten that controls over a third of all tokens, this creature was born with the genetic predisposition of a pump-and-dump, dressed optimistically in an 'A' grade. The real tragedy, dear viewer, is not that it will die—it's that nobody will notice when it does.