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PEPE's Premature Demise: A Cautionary Tale

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the carcass of PEPE—a mere 31-hour-old specimen that failed to evolve beyond its larval stage. The autopsy reveals a peculiar malady: thirteen holders, yet somehow all ten of the largest feast upon 100% of the corpse, a mathematical impossibility that suggests either spectacular fraud or a copy-paste error in the blockchain ledger. Despite revoked authorities and a respectable $2.8 million in liquidity, this token's brief existence was marked by the telltale signs of a pump destined for the inevitable dump.