NIETZSCHEAN RETRIEVER/EGDB..pump
TERMINAL
Nietzschean Retriever

Nietzschean RetrieverEGDBiPRnQTMf9HDw7VksG72B3Jx6e4UrBsrZRt8spump

EGDB..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Liquidity vacuum, extreme concentration, instant obsolescence

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$6.9K
+197.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$18.3K
Holders
67
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$6.86B
Price USD
$6.86e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

Here we observe the Nietzschean Retriever, born mere hours ago into a hostile ecosystem, already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic financial necrosis. With zero liquidity and 65.6% of its meager existence concentrated in the wallets of ten opportunistic holders, this creature never stood a chance—a brief, chaotic convulsion of price movement masking the complete absence of economic substance.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$18.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 57.2% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity vacuum, extreme concentration, instant obsolescence
Patient Note

It pumped 197% in its final hours, which is what philosophers call 'missing the point entirely.'

Holders

§ 04 · 67 wallets
Top 1
47.0%
Top 5
57.2%
Top 10
65.6%
01DhQv...tzf947.05%
0233nD...h8h8AUTOPSY3.07%
03BK6c...Srv62.74%
04C2G8...TthKAUTOPSY2.19%05AQ46...MEcoAUTOPSY2.12%
068jdA...Jfrb1.81%
077KU9...2wGs1.76%
08FghS...LxZX1.67%
09FaVx...qqAs1.59%
108ZtD...4VWL1.59%