SHITCOIN/EGBJ..pump
FLATLINED
SHITCOIN

SHITCOINEGBJZmvZxx5UtaPfcvjbBSJF1ndXmS2EwH2mgTCPpump

$SHTEGBJ..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated distribution meets instantaneous rug mechanics

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
0/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$494.25
-80.4% · 24h
Volume 24h
$64.38
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersPrice CollapseNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$985.52M
Price USD
$4.93e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Flatlines in Record Time

In the annals of financial catastrophe, few specimens perish quite so swiftly as SHITCOIN, which achieved total liquidity collapse whilst still in its infancy—a remarkable feat of self-sabotage. With three holders controlling 100% of supply and a mere $64 in daily volume, this digital asset has distinguished itself as nature's perfect cautionary tale: born, named with brutal honesty, and deceased before its first birthday candle could be lit.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$64.38 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated distribution meets instantaneous rug mechanics
Patient Note

It lived for zero hours and still managed to disappoint three people—truly, SHITCOIN achieved its destiny with admirable efficiency.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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