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SlinkyCat: A One-Hour Miracle of Hubris

In the beginning, there was exuberance—a 268% surge in mere hours, a siren song that lured the hopeful into its embrace. But nature abhors a vacuum, particularly one with zero liquidity and ninety-nine holders watching their paper gains evaporate. Our subject expired not from malice, but from the cruel mathematics of a pump devoid of exit routes, a financial ouroboros that consumed itself before breakfast.