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Newborn Token Dies of Acute Whale Concentration

In its first hours of existence, tony experienced what can only be described as a meteoric rise followed by an equally spectacular gravitational collapse. Like a mayfly on cocaine, the token achieved a 259% surge in price—a achievement rendered entirely meaningless by the complete evaporation of liquidity and the iron grip of ten holders commanding nearly 60% of supply. One can almost hear the institutional sucking sound as retail investors discovered, too late, that they had purchased nothing but air.