CAUSE OF DEATH
Pikachu Struck By Lightning, Dies Instantly
In the waning moments of its first hour, Pikachu experienced what can only be described as a brief, violent seizure of price action—a thousand-fold convulsion that left its liquidity pools as barren as the Sahara. The creature's demise was remarkably swift; with zero liquidity and ninety-five percent of its circulation in a handful of wallets, this was less a token launch and more a particularly elaborate exit scam rehearsal.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets centralized bagholding
EPITAPH
"It was super effective... at transferring wealth from the 99th percentile to the 1st."