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Sleepy Jerry Wakes Up Dead on Arrival

In the vast savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar creature—born mere hours ago, already displaying the vital signs of catastrophic organ failure. The 377% price volatility suggests not exuberance, but rather the death throes of a pump-and-dump operation, where ninety-five hopeful investors discovered they were not holders of a token, but rather passengers on a one-way flight to financial oblivion. With zero liquidity and sixty-two percent of tokens concentrated in the hands of early predators, Sleepy Jerry never had a chance to wake up.