NOO-NOO/EEhh..pump
FLATLINED
Noo-Noo

Noo-NooEEhhyTq7cyEE1aN5MbPjV6XULLLfxUpvY2jWQYofpump

EEhh..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity collapse, instantaneous rug architecture

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
13/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.7K
-4.4% · 24h
Volume 24h
$18.22
Holders
5
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$40.83B
Price USD
$2.04e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Noo-Noo: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe Noo-Noo in its natural habitat: the ethereum mempool's mass grave. Born mere hours ago with all the viability of a stillborn guppy, this token achieved the remarkable feat of having zero liquidity while somehow still managing to lose money. Five holders watched in stunned silence as their investment evaporated like morning dew on the Serengeti—except the dew had slightly better fundamentals.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$18.22 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity collapse, instantaneous rug architecture
Patient Note

It had no liquidity, no future, and no reason to exist. In that sense, Noo-Noo was perfectly honest.

Holders

§ 04 · 5 wallets
Top 1
59.7%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY59.70%
024HG3...VRs139.05%
03BHiL...xJmE1.15%
049hR5...Xcy60.07%
05AWXx...o63bAUTOPSY0.01%