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Cereal Guy: A Breakfast of Champions Turned Breakfast of Losers

Here we observe the skeletal remains of Cereal Guy, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously dead and alive—much like Schrödinger's breakfast cereal, if Schrödinger's box contained only seven increasingly panicked investors. The creature's final gasps, a desperate 15.7% price convulsion, proved merely the death throes of a predator devouring its own young, as the top ten holders—who are apparently the same person wearing different hats—owned every last crumb.