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Newborn Meme Token Dies of Instant Millionaire Syndrome

In the beginning, there was hype. In the end, there was silence. This curious specimen, born merely an hour ago, experienced what we might charitably call a 'spectacular market correction'—350% gains followed by the inevitable gravitational collapse that befalls all tokens where ninety percent of the supply concentrates in fewer hands than a poker table.