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Newborn Token Dies of Spectacular Price Inflation

Here we observe the Unicorn Bull in its natural habitat—mere hours old, yet already displaying the vital signs of a creature in severe distress. With zero liquidity and a 298% price surge, this specimen was never truly alive, merely a fever dream oscillating between the wallets of 426 hopeful believers. The authorities, though responsibly revoked, arrived far too late to prevent what can only be described as a statistical hallucination.