GEORGE THE SWEARING PARROT/EBjv..pump
TERMINAL
George the swearing parrot

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$George EBjv..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Severe holder concentration and instant liquidity evaporation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.9K
+4.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$30.1K
Holders
32
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.35B
Price USD
$2.35e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

George's Final Squawk: A Newborn Tragedy

Born mere hours ago into a cruel and unforgiving market, young George the parrot never stood a chance—a creature whose very existence was predetermined by the iron grip of ninety-seven percent concentration in the talons of its creators. Like a chick hatched into a snake pit, it thrashed about with desperate volume, yet found itself imprisoned in a liquidity desert of its own making. One can almost hear its final, profane utterance echoing through the blockchain: a fitting requiem for a token that learned to curse the very hands that spawned it.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$30.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 93.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Severe holder concentration and instant liquidity evaporation
Patient Note

He came squawking into the world, only to discover he was already dead—a puppet show with no strings.

Holders

§ 04 · 32 wallets
Top 1
79.5%
Top 5
93.1%
Top 10
97.8%
019pWX...CdBT79.50%
024Ddr...9nNh4.02%
032LcN...SkY53.64%
04DEiq...ynGwAUTOPSY3.26%0587xW...zZ4vAUTOPSY2.65%064WAu...a19zAUTOPSY1.16%
072zw8...hfAk1.15%
086hMQ...QeFG1.08%
09GXvR...y7AMAUTOPSY0.68%
102EuH...RZDH0.64%