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Banana Cat: Born Dead, Never Stood Chance

Here we observe the Banana Cat, a creature that emerged into the world fully formed yet fundamentally hollow—a token so bereft of liquidity it makes a ghost's bank account look robust. With but two holders clutching its worthless corpus and zero trading grounds, this digital primate expired before drawing its first breath, a stillborn monument to optimism's cruel irrelevance.