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TrollBob's Spectacular Seventy-Two Hour Collapse

Here we observe the Spongebob Trollface, a creature that survived mere hours in the Solana savanna before succumbing to its natural predators: concentrated ownership and vanishing liquidity. The specimen's authorities may have been revoked in a gesture toward legitimacy, but this proved merely cosmetic—like applying sunscreen to a token already consumed by the market's piranhas. With eighteen holders and 99.9% concentrated at the top, this was less a community and more a mausoleum.