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Newborn Token Dies of Sudden Wealth Syndrome

In the beginning, there was liquidity—a mere $17,729 of it—yet somehow this infant speculative instrument managed a 133% gain in its first breath of existence. One observes the predatory mechanics of early trading with grim fascination: 650 hopeful holders watched as the top ten devoured over a third of the feast, a cannibalistic hierarchy established before the creature could even walk.