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Fart Killer Suffocates Under Its Own Weight

Here we observe the cadaver of BUTTPLUG, a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of complete stagnation while still technically alive. With a mere thirty-two holders clinging to life support and ninety-nine point eight percent of tokens concentrated in the top ten wallets, this token represents nature's perfect example of a self-inflicted assassination through catastrophic wealth inequality. The creature's final gasping breath—a half-dollar of daily volume—suggests it expired not with a bang, but with a deeply embarrassing whimper.