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Newborn Token Shows Alarming Vital Signs

And so we observe the GTA6 specimen, mere hours into existence, already exhibiting the frenetic behavior of a penny stock possessed by collective madness. With liquidity barely sufficient to purchase a used automobile and volume suggesting desperate, panicked trading, this digital organism thrashes violently in its death throes—or perhaps its birth convulsions; at two hours old, the distinction remains mercifully unclear.