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Newborn Token Collapses Within Hours

In nature, we observe a peculiar creature—the zero-hour Solana token—born into a world of predatory whales and departing liquidity. Like a newborn wildebeest separated from the herd, OFFICE experienced a rather catastrophic 30% decline before even completing its first rotation of the earth. The mint authority may be revoked, but the damage, I'm afraid, has already been thoroughly done.