CAUSE OF DEATH
The Miraculous Resurrection of SPCX
In a stunning reversal of nature's cruel laws, the SpaceX token has defied the grim reaper through sheer volatility—a 93% surge in 24 hours that suggests either genuine utility or the collective fever dream of 3,000 hopeful speculators. With authorities revoked and liquidity a modest $183k, we observe a creature simultaneously thriving and teetering on extinction's precipice, much like a mayfly on its final, ecstatic day.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Not dead—dangerously, intoxicatingly alive
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"It burned bright, it burned fast, and by tomorrow it shall burn no more."