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Newborn Token Flatlines Before First Breath

Here we observe the PULL token in its natural habitat—the Solana blockchain—where it has achieved the remarkable distinction of dying before it could properly live. Born merely hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, this specimen attracted exactly eighty hopeful investors who watched 94.5% of the supply concentrate in the hands of the top ten holders, a distribution pattern nature typically reserves for income inequality documentaries. The liquidity, you see, has vanished entirely—much like trust in a pump-and-dump scheme.