CAUSE OF DEATH
The Shitty House Collapses After One Hour
In the unforgiving savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a creature that never truly lived—born at dawn, dead by breakfast. With seven holders clutching the corpse and liquidity evaporating like morning dew, this token demonstrates nature's cruel efficiency: the ability to destroy $17,000 in volume while accomplishing absolutely nothing.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug pull via concentrated ownership
EPITAPH
"It had all the hallmarks of success: revoked authorities, a clever name, and seven people who will never speak of this again."