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WORLDCUP: Born Screaming, Died Whimpering

In its brief existence—mere hours, truly—WORLDCUP experienced the financial equivalent of a meteor strike: a 283% price swing that suggests either divine intervention or, more likely, four desperate souls frantically trading with themselves in the dark. Like a mayfly that never quite learned to fly, this token achieved the remarkable distinction of being simultaneously everywhere and nowhere, a ghost haunting the blockchain with $157.65 in volume and absolutely nowhere to cash out.