CAUSE OF DEATH
Patriotism Dies in Its First Hour
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we witness a peculiar specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, already exhibiting the pallor of financial rigor mortis. The creature possessed all the superficial markings of legitimacy: revoked authorities, modest volume, yet its organs tell a grim tale. Eighty-five percent of its lifeblood pooled in merely ten predators' mouths, while liquidity evaporated like morning dew under the Serengeti sun.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, illiquidity, and probable coordinated exit
EPITAPH
"It waved the flag of patriotism for exactly one hour before the patriots liquidated their positions and moved on."