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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath Immediately

Here we observe the remarkable Baby Pumpfun, a creature that existed for precisely zero hours before collapsing under the weight of its own mathematical improbability. Notice how 191% gains in a single day failed to mask the absence of liquidity—much like a perfectly inflated balloon with no air inside. The top holders, clutching 71% of supply like greedy siblings fighting over inheritance, ensured this infant would never draw a second breath.