CAUSE OF DEATH
Space Puppy's Meteoric Descent Into Oblivion
In the waning moments of its first hour, Space Puppy experienced what can only be described as a financial supernova—collapsing with the grace of a lead balloon in a vacuum. Here we observe a textbook case of concentration predation: nearly eighty percent of the token clustered in the paws of ten holders, creating a gravitational pull so intense that escape velocity proved impossible. The creature never stood a chance; born into a world where its own architects had already sharpened their exit knives.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration + coordinated whale exit
EPITAPH
"It's not about the destination, it's about the -86% friends we made along the way."
