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Newborn Capy Never Had a Chance

Here we observe the smol capy, mere hours old, already displaying the telltale symptoms of hyperinflationary enthusiasm. Despite its revoked authorities and respectable A-grade credentials, the creature was stillborn into a market where 33% daily swings and thirteen thousand dollars of liquidity represent merely a pleasant fever dream before the inevitable crash. A cautionary tale of ambition outpacing biological reality.