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Newborn Token Dies of Acute Liquidity Evaporation

In the waning hours of its first day, Swoge experienced a meteoric rise of 781 percent—a phenomenon typically observed only in fever dreams and Ponzi schemes. Yet like Icarus, it flew too close to the sun with precisely zero liquidity to sustain the flight. The specimen expired before it could legally purchase its own birth certificate.