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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

Here we observe Benny, a specimen so freshly minted it never drew its first breath of market oxygen. In a remarkable display of biological efficiency, the creature managed to hemorrhage 86.5% of its value while still in the delivery room, its liquidity pools evaporating faster than morning dew on the Serengeti. The top holders, having already secured their escape routes, watched with the patience of lions as the remaining 99 investors discovered what it truly means to arrive fashionably late.