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Case file · ante-mortem observation

STABLE.

Premature pump-and-dump exhaustion syndrome

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A

Grade Score

90/100

Grade A · STABLE

Mkt Cap

$36.0K

+32.0% · 24h

Liquidity

$13.2K

Volume 24h

$109.0K

Holders

288

FDV

$9.61B

Price USD

$9.61e-6

DEX

pumpswap

Pool

J729..dYQg ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Shows Alarming Vital Signs

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—merely one hour old, yet already displaying the frenetic energy of a caffeine-addled squirrel. With liquidity thinner than a paper wallet and volume suggesting desperate, frantic trading, this creature burns bright and fast, much like a mayfly that mistakenly believed itself to be a phoenix.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Draining

$13.2K pool depth.

Activity

Active

$109.0K volume / 24h.

Holders

Distributed

Top 5 hold 28.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Premature pump-and-dump exhaustion syndrome

Patient Note

Born at noon, dead by midnight—the life cycle of a token measured not in years, but in the attention span of Discord.

Holders

§ 04 · 288 wallets

Top 1

18.5%

Top 5

28.7%

Top 10

39.7%

01J729...dYQg18.45%

02BBaj...Xgv42.70%

03Jcgu...1qbo2.64%

045MSq...eXje2.61%

054eMV...gCBE2.34%

06GE1Y...z8HP2.30%

07BUzu...PpzU2.26%

08Ggth...Bvch2.18%

09DsUV...DRTy2.13%

10FgA2...gVgq2.12%