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Keyboard Cat's Two-Hour Extinction Event

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the swift demise of Keyboard Cat—a creature that survived merely 120 minutes in its natural habitat. The predators were not external; they were the very architects of its existence, as 83% of the population consolidated their holdings like vultures at a fresh kill. What began with such promise—$204,000 in daily volume—collapsed into an 88% precipice, a final chord struck in a very short song.