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DAB Coin: Dead on Arrival, Literally

Here we observe the Official DAB Coin, a creature that lived precisely 60 minutes—a mayfly among cryptocurrencies, if mayflies could also evaporate liquidity. With 83% of its population concentrated in but a handful of predators, and zero liquidity to facilitate escape, the specimen suffered catastrophic organ failure before its first hour concluded. A truly remarkable achievement in the art of financial self-immolation.