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Dead Cat Bounce Lands With Thud

Here we observe the carcass of DEAD CAT BOUNCE, a token that lived up to its name with tragic precision. With ninety percent of its wealth concentrated in merely ten hands, this creature never stood a chance—a financial house of cards constructed by those who understood neither architecture nor gravity. The autopsy reveals a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of being both dead and predictable.