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GrumpyCat's Nine Lives Exhausted Spectacularly

Here we observe the perfectly preserved corpse of GrumpyCat, a token so thoroughly concentrated in five hands that it achieved a kind of financial singularity—a black hole of liquidity that collapsed inward with the inevitability of a cat pushed off a table. In its final moments, a mere $711 in daily volume whispered across the blockchain like the last breath of a dying creature, while its five holders stared at their screens with the expression for which the token was ironically named.