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World Cup Willie: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe the remarkable World Cup Willie, a token that achieved the rare distinction of being stillborn—launched mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a sandcastle during monsoon season. With zero liquidity and ten holders who collectively own the entire supply, this digital asset represents a masterclass in the art of financial self-sabotage. One can only marvel at how something so comprehensively designed to fail managed to still find four thousand dollars willing to chase it.