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The Curious Case of Nana's Stillbirth

Here we observe nana, a token so spectacularly brief it makes mayflies look like sequoias. Born into a hostile ecosystem with zero liquidity and four shareholders who collectively own everything, it managed to hemorrhage a third of its value in twenty-four hours—a remarkable achievement for something that technically never lived. In nature, we call this natural selection; in crypto, we call it a Tuesday.