ALONYOUMAKEMECRAZY (LAST TRY)/DxsJ..pump
FLATLINED
alonyoumakemecrazy (last try)

alonyoumakemecrazy (last try)DxsJ7vhp7u68K2K1BHYzBPWA2jwg3zv6vKBimFkdpump

$crazylon18274DxsJ..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant liquidity evaporation meets whale predation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$19.9K
+487.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$4.4K
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$26.97B
Price USD
$1.35e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana's memecoin jungle, we observe a fascinating specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it could truly live. Born merely hours ago with all the promise of revoked authorities and responsible tokenomics, alonyoumakemecrazy succumbed swiftly to the predatory nature of its three holders, who collectively possessed the mathematical certainty of 100% ownership—a condition known in the wild as 'concentrated extinction.'

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$4.4K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity evaporation meets whale predation
Patient Note

It lasted zero hours and somehow still felt too long.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
015s1B...UVp799.98%
02Cfh3...9i770.02%