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Newborn Token Found Dead in Cradle

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the shitcoin—a creature that lived but one hour before succumbing to the predatory instincts of its own ecosystem. The specimen exhibited all the hallmarks of a doomed venture: concentrated wealth among the top predators, a liquidity pool shallow enough to wade through, and a volume-to-lifespan ratio suggesting frenzied panic rather than organic growth. What we are witnessing is not natural selection, but rather natural deselection at its most brutal.