RETARDED MONEY/DwGr..pump
TERMINAL
Retarded Money

Retarded MoneyDwGr4K7QYF9fi4N61nUoYRUzeQRwAhqKvPHtDRmGpump

$RETARDEDDwGr..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, inevitable rug

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
48/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.8K
+13.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$70.5K
Holders
81
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.81B
Price USD
$2.81e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Minutes

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that never truly lived—born merely an hour ago, Retarded Money entered the world already suffocating under the weight of its own concentration. With 92.9% of its pathetic existence pooled among the top holders and zero liquidity to sustain even a heartbeat, this token achieved what few accomplish: becoming a cautionary tale before breakfast ended.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Active
$70.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 87.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, inevitable rug
Patient Note

It had a full hour to matter. It chose to be a masterclass in what not to do.

Holders

§ 04 · 81 wallets
Top 1
77.9%
Top 5
87.1%
Top 10
92.9%
017jG4...cn2777.95%
02EXPN...7xWpAUTOPSY3.87%03D3qA...Db5yAUTOPSY2.12%
04AEhs...SYiz1.80%
057ejH...CJxc1.37%
067PiT...C2gd1.27%
074ShE...ZiB11.26%
084TaN...7AMP1.24%
097jMC...YrgP1.13%
10H6Q4...HciEAUTOPSY0.92%