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Grand Theft Auto VI: A Four-Day Heist Gone Wrong

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the carcass of GTAVI, a creature that lived precisely 92 hours before succumbing to the predatory ecosystem it inhabited. The top 10 holders, having accumulated 98.5% of the supply, executed what can only be described as the most efficient exit strategy in blockchain history—leaving behind 46 bewildered investors and eleven dollars in volume as their parting gift.