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The Paint Bull: A Masterpiece of Financial Collapse

And here we observe The Paint Bull in its natural habitat—the blockchain graveyard—where it spent merely forty-two hours before succumbing to the most predictable of predators: concentrated ownership and absent liquidity. Like a magnificent creature painted by an artist with only one brush stroke, it achieved a remarkable uniformity of failure. The lone holder gazes upon their $2.85 in daily volume, a creature so solitary it makes the dodo look gregarious.